Guest Wisdom From Sean Keane
Dear Cap’n Lou,
When contemplating my romantic success with the ladies, coupled with my refusal to buy a messenger bag, I thought of the following semi-useful phrase:
Girls don’t lick nutsacks
Of boys who wear backpacks
—Sean
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Dear Sean,
Thank you for sharing your R-rated widsom with me. From your note, I can sense that you have a powerful spirituality. Are you an ordained minister by any chance?
I applaud your decision to continue to wear a backpack and I do think it will pay off in the long run. Just remember:
Old ladies have always adored
Old men with backs straight as a board.
Hang in there!
—Cap’n Lou
